1 00:00:53,444 --> 00:00:55,490 Ah, watch it, you dumb, idiot. 2 00:00:55,533 --> 00:00:58,014 For.. Where'd you get your license, in a PX? 3 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:00,886 You clown, I'll run you right off the road. 4 00:01:07,458 --> 00:01:09,678 I'm not gonna let you forget this. 5 00:01:09,721 --> 00:01:11,854 You're gonna hurt my car. You better watch out. 6 00:01:33,397 --> 00:01:34,833 Three dollars a dozen? 7 00:01:34,877 --> 00:01:36,748 I'll take one dozen. 8 00:01:38,315 --> 00:01:39,925 For Georgia. 9 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:44,147 That's, uh, your dream date, right? 10 00:01:44,191 --> 00:01:45,583 Right on. 11 00:01:48,586 --> 00:01:50,371 Three bones exactly. 12 00:01:51,981 --> 00:01:55,027 I'll bet you tell all the girls you pay $15 a dozen. 13 00:01:55,071 --> 00:01:56,464 Ooh, hey, partner. 14 00:01:56,507 --> 00:01:59,293 For Georgia, I'd pay $17.50 plus tax. 15 00:02:34,415 --> 00:02:35,590 Fat slob. 16 00:02:37,331 --> 00:02:39,159 I'm gonna get you. 17 00:03:04,967 --> 00:03:06,360 Pull over! 18 00:03:36,607 --> 00:03:39,219 LA, 15-7, Mary 3, we have an 11-82. 19 00:03:39,262 --> 00:03:41,133 Rollover, westbound San Bernardino. 20 00:03:41,177 --> 00:03:44,485 West of Herbert and, uh, send an 11-85 and a car unit. 21 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,182 Hey, mister. 22 00:03:49,794 --> 00:03:52,362 You chowder head, this is my wife's car. 23 00:03:52,406 --> 00:03:53,537 - You idiot. - Sir. 24 00:03:53,581 --> 00:03:54,930 - Dumb idiot. - Listen. 25 00:03:54,973 --> 00:03:56,410 - I really don't like-- - For crying out loud. 26 00:03:56,453 --> 00:03:57,933 - You've done your play-- - Come on, get me. 27 00:03:57,976 --> 00:04:00,196 - Hey, hey! - Hey! 28 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:02,677 - Get that big slob off me. - Let me at him. 29 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:04,722 - I'm gonna pulverize that pig. - Alright, break it up! 30 00:04:04,766 --> 00:04:06,376 Break it up. 31 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:07,421 Come on. 32 00:04:07,464 --> 00:04:09,205 O-okay, officer. Okay. 33 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,338 I'm gonna.. 34 00:04:11,381 --> 00:04:13,818 - Now hold it, guys. - Listen, you-- 35 00:04:13,862 --> 00:04:14,906 - I'm gonna-- - Cool it, alright. 36 00:04:14,950 --> 00:04:16,560 I said, cool it. 37 00:04:16,604 --> 00:04:18,170 Ah, you'll never forget it. 38 00:04:18,214 --> 00:04:19,563 - 'Okay.' - 'I'm not through with him.' 39 00:04:19,607 --> 00:04:21,304 - 'Hey, be a nice guy.' - I'll blind you. 40 00:04:21,348 --> 00:04:24,176 - Come on. Let go of me. - Okay, I'm going away. 41 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:25,787 Oh! 42 00:04:25,830 --> 00:04:27,223 You alright, officer? 43 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:29,138 - Yeah, I'm great. - You want some help? 44 00:04:29,181 --> 00:04:31,488 No, I can handle this, dude. I just slipped. 45 00:04:31,532 --> 00:04:33,142 I'm not through with this chowder head. 46 00:04:33,185 --> 00:04:35,927 Now you don't punch anybody, understand? 47 00:04:35,971 --> 00:04:37,886 You just got sent to the showers, old buddy. 48 00:04:37,929 --> 00:04:39,366 Okay, Ponch, keep an eye on these two. 49 00:04:39,409 --> 00:04:40,497 They've been drinking. 50 00:04:40,541 --> 00:04:42,194 I'll give a call for another tow. 51 00:04:42,238 --> 00:04:44,762 Why are you arresting me? It was.. He started it. 52 00:04:44,806 --> 00:04:46,590 Maybe, but you tried to finish it and me. 53 00:04:46,634 --> 00:04:48,157 Congratulations, meathead. 54 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:49,724 You really did it this time. 55 00:04:49,767 --> 00:04:52,204 Who are you calling meathead? 56 00:04:52,248 --> 00:04:53,336 - 'Meathead?' - Listen, you-- 57 00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:54,859 Knock it off, alright? Cool it, okay? 58 00:04:54,903 --> 00:04:56,557 Yeah, I'll cool it after I cool him. 59 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:59,342 Hey, what's seems to be the problem with you two, huh? 60 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:01,562 That guy stole my parking place at work. 61 00:05:01,605 --> 00:05:04,173 That was my parkin' place! 62 00:05:06,262 --> 00:05:08,917 - Sit down right here. - Yeah, okay, alright. 63 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:10,135 Oh. 64 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:14,792 Hey, uh, thanks a lot for the helping hand, okay? 65 00:05:14,836 --> 00:05:16,359 You can thank the Green Thumb Burglars. 66 00:05:16,403 --> 00:05:17,404 The who? 67 00:05:17,447 --> 00:05:19,928 Tree-nappers, landscape thieves. 68 00:05:19,971 --> 00:05:21,669 We're replanting the whole stand of saplings 69 00:05:21,712 --> 00:05:22,931 'that they ripped off.' 70 00:05:22,974 --> 00:05:24,976 You gotta be kidding. 71 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:26,587 What are they gonna do with them? 72 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:28,240 Guess they sell 'em. 73 00:05:31,156 --> 00:05:33,071 Well, back to work. 74 00:05:33,115 --> 00:05:34,464 - See ya. - Later. 75 00:05:34,508 --> 00:05:36,553 - Thanks again. - So long. 76 00:05:37,989 --> 00:05:40,078 You believe that, Jon? 77 00:05:40,122 --> 00:05:41,863 A 2-11 on shrubs? 78 00:05:41,906 --> 00:05:44,735 Yeah, well, I guess people will steal anything, anymore. 79 00:05:49,131 --> 00:05:51,394 A 2-11 on shrubs wasn't that funny. 80 00:05:51,438 --> 00:05:53,570 It's not that. It's just that, uh.. 81 00:05:53,614 --> 00:05:55,398 If cleanliness were next to Godliness 82 00:05:55,442 --> 00:05:57,095 man, you'd be a long ways from heaven. 83 00:05:58,706 --> 00:06:00,403 Three-seventy-five again? 84 00:06:02,536 --> 00:06:05,408 Man, if I was your cleaner, I could retire, you know it. 85 00:07:38,370 --> 00:07:39,589 Kinda glad I'm goin' home. 86 00:07:39,633 --> 00:07:40,938 Give me a chance to put Georgia's 87 00:07:40,982 --> 00:07:43,245 roses, in water. 88 00:07:43,288 --> 00:07:45,377 You sure have Georgia on your mind. 89 00:07:46,596 --> 00:07:48,119 Oh, Jon, now, that's clever. 90 00:07:48,163 --> 00:07:49,686 What can I say? 91 00:07:51,558 --> 00:07:53,255 Hey, that's a four-way stop sign. 92 00:08:41,695 --> 00:08:43,610 Ladies, mind stepping out of the car? 93 00:08:55,186 --> 00:08:56,492 Hey, you're twins. 94 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:57,972 Synonymous. 95 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:02,803 Yeah, and you look alike too. Hey, Jon. 96 00:09:02,846 --> 00:09:06,502 Ah, Ponch, uh, the ladies mind stepping to the rear of the car? 97 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,243 - Step to the rear, please. - Sure. 98 00:09:08,286 --> 00:09:10,506 Come back here, thank you. 99 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,639 I'll be with you in just a minute. 100 00:09:14,075 --> 00:09:15,424 - Did they see us switch? - No. 101 00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:17,252 I sure can't get a ticket. 102 00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:18,688 Oh, I don't wanna lose my driver's license. 103 00:09:23,171 --> 00:09:25,608 Heavens, whatever happened to your uniform? 104 00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:27,088 Uh, may I see your driver's-- 105 00:09:27,131 --> 00:09:28,872 Is he a mess, Paulette? 106 00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:29,917 Cute, though. 107 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,614 Just like a mud pie. 108 00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,181 Thanks. 109 00:09:33,224 --> 00:09:34,835 Uh, may I see your driver's license, please? 110 00:09:34,878 --> 00:09:37,533 Why me? She was driving. 111 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:38,708 Sorry, ma'am. 112 00:09:38,752 --> 00:09:39,753 We saw the switch 113 00:09:39,796 --> 00:09:41,363 and we're not buying today. 114 00:09:41,406 --> 00:09:42,930 Don't you recognize us? 115 00:09:42,973 --> 00:09:44,322 We're the Tidwell twins. 116 00:09:44,366 --> 00:09:46,281 'I mean, we're famous.' 117 00:09:46,324 --> 00:09:48,413 'Everybody knows the Tidwell twins.' 118 00:09:48,457 --> 00:09:50,372 We give psychic readings. 119 00:09:50,415 --> 00:09:51,591 Psychics? 120 00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:53,854 - Uh-huh. - Yeah. 121 00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:55,246 Well, if you're psychics maybe 122 00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:56,987 you can figure out why I need your license. 123 00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:01,601 Ladies, uh, please. 124 00:10:01,644 --> 00:10:03,254 Would you give my partner your license? 125 00:10:03,298 --> 00:10:04,516 So we can write your citation 126 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:06,083 for running that stop sign. 127 00:10:06,127 --> 00:10:07,128 Are you trying to say 128 00:10:07,171 --> 00:10:08,651 that I was driving? 129 00:10:08,695 --> 00:10:10,261 No, I'm telling you that you-- 130 00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:11,654 'Well, you're wrong, officer.' 131 00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:14,570 My sister doesn't know how to drive. 132 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,355 Well, ma'am, I have to agree with you. 133 00:10:17,399 --> 00:10:20,315 You're a very fresh, young man. 134 00:10:20,358 --> 00:10:21,795 What's your name? 135 00:10:21,838 --> 00:10:22,970 "Punjello." 136 00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:24,928 I won't forget that. 137 00:10:24,972 --> 00:10:26,451 Yes, ma'am. 138 00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:27,888 And in the future, I'd advise you both 139 00:10:27,931 --> 00:10:30,064 to watch your stop signs, alright? 140 00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:32,457 Well, giving advice is my business too. 141 00:10:32,501 --> 00:10:35,852 'And what I see in the future is giving me great enjoyment.' 142 00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:38,115 Oh, don't, Lottie, don't. 143 00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:39,943 Don't you wanna know what I see in your future? 144 00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:44,034 Go on, lady, take your best shot. 145 00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:45,732 Today's been nothing but a bummer anyway. 146 00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:48,386 'Well, your bummer has just begun.' 147 00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:50,693 I caution you first.. 148 00:10:50,737 --> 00:10:52,869 ...to beware of sharp objects. 149 00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:56,612 I always make it a point to. 150 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,396 'Very funny.' 151 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:01,530 But you won't be so glib very soon. 152 00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:04,446 Second, I see conflict 153 00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:06,796 with an authority figure. 154 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:10,713 'Third, you will be in danger from fire.' 155 00:11:12,019 --> 00:11:14,021 And fourth.. 156 00:11:14,064 --> 00:11:15,413 ...you're going to experience 157 00:11:15,457 --> 00:11:17,807 a devastating romantic setback. 158 00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:22,986 Sign right there, please. 159 00:11:23,030 --> 00:11:25,554 And how much do I owe you for the reading? 160 00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:28,209 The pleasure of this one's all mine. 161 00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:30,428 Drive carefully, ladies. 162 00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:32,648 I told you we wouldn't get away with it. 163 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,171 Yeah, don't forget your ticket. 164 00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:35,999 Don't forget your ticket. 165 00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:37,958 - Thank you. Have a nice day. - Next time-- 166 00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:40,874 Next time, we'll have to smile more. 167 00:11:45,182 --> 00:11:47,097 Believe that? 168 00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:49,534 Yeah, well, uh.. 169 00:11:49,578 --> 00:11:51,275 She really put the curse on you. 170 00:11:51,319 --> 00:11:53,930 Oh, come on, psychics don't know anything. 171 00:11:55,018 --> 00:11:56,759 'Besides..' 172 00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:58,282 I have my fingers crossed. 173 00:11:59,631 --> 00:12:00,807 Oh. 174 00:12:26,006 --> 00:12:28,008 Ah. Sweet roses. 175 00:12:31,054 --> 00:12:33,361 Oh, yeah. 176 00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:35,580 For you, Georgia. 177 00:12:35,624 --> 00:12:37,800 Where did you get this frog? 178 00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:39,802 Oh, I won it at the carnival last night. 179 00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:42,805 Oh, well, uh, didn't, what's her name? Um.. 180 00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:45,286 Sally, didn't she want it? 181 00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:46,766 Beats me. 182 00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:47,897 What do you mean, beats you? 183 00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:50,508 - Wasn't she your date? - Yeah, so? 184 00:12:50,552 --> 00:12:52,772 'Why didn't you give the frog to her?' 185 00:12:52,815 --> 00:12:54,817 Hey, Sally, didn't win it, I did. 186 00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:58,038 Oh, yeah. 187 00:12:58,081 --> 00:12:59,866 Hey, old buddy, ya hungry? 188 00:12:59,909 --> 00:13:02,129 - Ready for some food? - Uh, no, thanks, Ponch. 189 00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:04,566 Listen, uh, why don't we run down somewhere like the-- 190 00:13:04,609 --> 00:13:06,133 Hey, there's plenty of food here. 191 00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:13,096 Uh, no offense, Ponch, but, uh, can we just run down? 192 00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:14,315 I'm not hungry. 193 00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:16,752 Ooh. What tasty morsels we have here. 194 00:13:19,276 --> 00:13:20,930 Oh, yeah. 195 00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:22,410 Hmm. 196 00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:28,720 Tuna and beans? 197 00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:31,506 Yeah, a feast fit for a king. 198 00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:33,116 Ah, you'll love it anyway. 199 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,162 This stuff is real tasty. 200 00:13:35,205 --> 00:13:36,380 Ah! 201 00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:37,425 What happened? 202 00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:38,687 I cut myself. 203 00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:42,517 Oh, a...sharp object? 204 00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:44,214 Now, that's stupid, Jon. 205 00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:45,955 Madame butterball couldn't predict 206 00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:47,652 a sunrise at dawn. 207 00:13:47,696 --> 00:13:49,263 Yeah. Well, I hope you're sure. 208 00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:51,221 Hey. Coincidence, that's all. 209 00:13:52,744 --> 00:13:54,094 Oh, yeah. 210 00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:56,836 'Strictly coincidence, that's all.' 211 00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,056 Yeah. 212 00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:13,461 Hello, guys. 213 00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:16,072 Here's papa. 214 00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:17,900 Gonna give you some food 215 00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:20,250 and make you look real nice. 216 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,865 Hey, you got bugs. You got bugs. 217 00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:28,389 We're gonna have to find out where they are. 218 00:14:28,432 --> 00:14:31,044 I'll bring some stuff tomorrow and see if we can-- 219 00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:32,697 Hey, sarge. 220 00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:35,831 Talking to yourself? 221 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,615 'Or the plants?' 222 00:14:40,357 --> 00:14:42,490 Is that Officer Punjello? 223 00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:44,709 The same Officer Punjello 224 00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:48,409 I just got a 30 minute telephone complaint about? 225 00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:51,934 The same impertinent, mud-spattered probationer 226 00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:54,067 who harasses little old ladies? 227 00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:56,199 Hey, sarge, it was a righteous cite. 228 00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:57,940 They were runnin' a stop sign. 229 00:14:57,984 --> 00:15:01,204 Yeah, and they tried to pull the old switch number on us. 230 00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:02,902 Well, they said you were plastered with mud. 231 00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:04,991 - What happened? - Oh, I, uh-- 232 00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:07,558 I slipped and fell while I was makin' a bust. 233 00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:09,952 Is that what happened, Baker? 234 00:15:09,996 --> 00:15:11,867 Uh, yeah. Approximately. 235 00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:15,653 Yeah, well, uh.. 236 00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:18,265 Where were you when all this was going on, huh, Baker? 237 00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:21,659 I was too scared to move, sarge. 238 00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:23,357 That's just as I thought. 239 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,098 You collared 'em both, right? 240 00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:27,622 'Uh, no, just one.' 241 00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:30,451 Caltrans workers helped with the other guy. 242 00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:32,670 I also helped too, you know. 243 00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:34,063 Our hero. 244 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:38,676 Uh, no. I'll take care of that. I'll take care. 245 00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:42,985 Hey, uh, you didn't happen to hear about the thieves 246 00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:44,813 that, uh, ripped off two stands of saplings 247 00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:45,988 on the San Diego, did you? 248 00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:48,295 Again? 249 00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:50,297 Why, those dirty.. 250 00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:51,776 That-that's the last straw! 251 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:53,300 What do you mean? 252 00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:56,390 A-a man's inhumanity to man, Baker. 253 00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:58,609 'You can't even plant a sapling' 254 00:15:58,653 --> 00:16:01,482 'without the poor little things getting ripped off.' 255 00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:03,658 You act like they were yours. 256 00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:06,313 They're everybody's. 257 00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:09,185 Shrubs and trees and little plants 258 00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:13,842 are the-the living, breathing essence of nature. 259 00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:15,539 Fighting for their very existence 260 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:18,368 in this concrete world we live in. 261 00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:22,764 Oh, we didn't know you cared? 262 00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:24,287 'Of course, you didn't.' 263 00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:26,637 Just be at the afternoon briefing. 264 00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:29,684 Ah, sarge, uh, we're on patrol. 265 00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:32,295 Be at the briefing. 266 00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:33,905 Briefing. 267 00:16:33,949 --> 00:16:35,168 Punjello, you believe that-- 268 00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:36,952 Hey, wait a minute, that's number two. 269 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:37,997 What? 270 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,999 Yeah, Madame Butterball. 271 00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:42,131 Remember, the sharp object? Uh.. 272 00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:44,264 The authority figure and next.. 273 00:16:47,180 --> 00:16:49,965 Come on, Getraer is no great prediction. 274 00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:20,648 Jake, dig these up. They're worth about 50 bucks a piece. 275 00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:23,129 Sam, you get these and I'll get the oleanders, okay? 276 00:17:48,893 --> 00:17:52,375 - Remarkable. - Spectacular. 277 00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,290 - Ponch. - Hi, Georgia. 278 00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:56,553 Gee, you look sensational. 279 00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:59,295 - What's happening, Ponch? - Oh, the usual. 280 00:17:59,339 --> 00:18:01,776 Busy keeping the streets safe for you ladies. 281 00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:03,734 Ooh. Sounds dangerous. 282 00:18:03,778 --> 00:18:05,214 Hey, don't push me, babe. 283 00:18:05,258 --> 00:18:06,868 You know how I hate to brag about myself. 284 00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:10,480 Ponch, about tonight, I-- 285 00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:11,612 We're still on, huh? 286 00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:12,700 Of course. 287 00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:13,744 I just wondered what time 288 00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:14,963 you're gonna pick me up. 289 00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:16,704 Uh...how's about 8:00? 290 00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:18,706 - Perfect. - 'Okay. Hey.' 291 00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:20,838 There's a sneak preview at the drive-in. 292 00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:22,971 Plus.. 293 00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:25,669 ...there's a very suggestive cartoon. 294 00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:27,193 Uh-oh. 295 00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:29,020 Relax. You're in good hands. 296 00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:33,286 I can hardly wait. Bye, Ponch. 297 00:18:33,329 --> 00:18:34,635 Bye, Jon. 298 00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:40,641 Catch you later. 299 00:18:43,687 --> 00:18:47,300 Did you hear that? She can hardly wait. 300 00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:49,040 Well, I hate to remind you, Ponch, but, uh 301 00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:50,607 Madame Butterball said 302 00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:54,133 "devastating romantic setback." 303 00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:55,221 I tell you, Jon. 304 00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:57,223 From your perceptive point of view 305 00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:59,138 is Madame Butterball wrong? 306 00:18:59,181 --> 00:19:00,965 'Or is she wrong?' 307 00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:05,013 Yeah, well, um.. 308 00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:07,015 I guess she's wrong. 309 00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:10,279 ♪ Tonight tonight 310 00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:12,499 ♪ Won't be just any night ♪ 311 00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:17,678 Thanks. 312 00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:32,040 Alright. Alright. Listen up, you guys. 313 00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:34,695 Just a few changes from the morning line. 314 00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:36,349 Before you go out on patrol 315 00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:39,221 pick up the, uh, new hot car sheets. 316 00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:42,746 And be sure and check out that dead end off of valley circle. 317 00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:44,487 We've had reports of drag racing there. 318 00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:46,054 There was an accident yesterday. 319 00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:48,187 Alright. 320 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:51,320 Alright. Now, this is really important. 321 00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:54,584 Those Green Thumb Burglars that hit the east valley? 322 00:19:54,628 --> 00:19:56,282 They've moved into our area. 323 00:19:56,325 --> 00:20:00,111 'And they're hitting on plants, shrubs and small trees.' 324 00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:02,984 As soon as Caltrans gets a sector planted 325 00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:07,858 these...vermin move in and wipe the whole thing out. 326 00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:09,730 I hope I can convey to you 327 00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:12,167 the importance of this situation. 328 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,255 Uh, sarge? 329 00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:14,822 Yeah? 330 00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:16,345 Um, I wanna know something. 331 00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:18,042 Uh, stealing plants along the freeway-- 332 00:20:18,086 --> 00:20:20,523 Uh, no, Ponch. 333 00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:23,352 Isn't that what they call a highway robbery? 334 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:35,669 Alright, alright. Laugh it up, laugh it up. 335 00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:37,671 But those guys are in our sector now 336 00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:39,412 and it's up to us to catch 'em. 337 00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:41,327 Yeah, well, uh, what kind of plants 338 00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:43,677 are we looking for, sarge? 339 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:47,376 Now, there's a sensible question, Baker. 340 00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:50,336 Their last haul included Agonis flexuosa 341 00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:53,164 Elaeagnus pungens, Acacia longifolia and 342 00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:54,688 'Pyracantha walderi.' 343 00:20:54,731 --> 00:20:57,256 What is that? 344 00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:59,736 That means greens and shrubs, Ponch. 345 00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:03,566 And here's the kicker. 346 00:21:03,610 --> 00:21:06,917 To date, these Green Thumb Burglars creeps 347 00:21:06,961 --> 00:21:10,094 have ripped off in excess of $60,000 worth 348 00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:11,661 of the taxpayers' foliage. 349 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,710 Phew. That's a lot of bucks. 350 00:21:16,753 --> 00:21:19,190 Yeah. I thought you'd like that. 351 00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:22,629 Alright, crime crushers, move out. 352 00:21:46,566 --> 00:21:47,828 Keep going. Let's go. 353 00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:50,004 Hey, what's with the guy in the sports car? 354 00:21:50,047 --> 00:21:51,658 He's okay. Help's on the way. 355 00:21:54,182 --> 00:21:56,402 Come on, move it on up. Let's go. 356 00:21:58,229 --> 00:22:00,101 Keep it moving. Keep it moving. 357 00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:03,800 - Hey, Fritz. - Hey, Ponch, Jon. 358 00:22:03,844 --> 00:22:05,324 - What's happening? - Not much. 359 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:09,589 Take a look at that. 360 00:22:19,294 --> 00:22:20,991 Hey, you alright? 361 00:22:21,035 --> 00:22:22,384 Why, what's wrong? 362 00:22:22,428 --> 00:22:25,169 - Sure you're not hurt? - Positively, all-- 363 00:22:25,213 --> 00:22:27,128 All I am is a little stuck in here. 364 00:22:27,171 --> 00:22:30,087 'You think this'll affect my insurance rates?' 365 00:22:30,131 --> 00:22:31,915 Uh, well, I'm sure your insurance company 366 00:22:31,959 --> 00:22:33,221 will take notice of it. 367 00:22:33,264 --> 00:22:36,050 After all, you are totally totaled. 368 00:22:36,093 --> 00:22:38,095 The high cost of living. 369 00:22:38,139 --> 00:22:41,142 You know, just last month I reported a crushed taillight. 370 00:22:41,185 --> 00:22:44,624 A simple taillight, and you know what? 371 00:22:44,667 --> 00:22:45,886 What? 372 00:22:45,929 --> 00:22:47,670 They upped my rates. 373 00:22:47,714 --> 00:22:49,193 You're right, officer. 374 00:22:49,237 --> 00:22:50,760 I'm really gonna hear about this one. 375 00:22:50,804 --> 00:22:53,894 - 'Oh, boy.' - Well, just relax, alright? 376 00:22:53,937 --> 00:22:55,417 Hey, give these guys a hand, maybe. 377 00:22:55,461 --> 00:22:56,462 Hey, can I help ya out? 378 00:22:56,505 --> 00:22:57,724 You can hook the chain for us. 379 00:22:57,767 --> 00:22:58,768 'Hey. hey.' 380 00:22:58,812 --> 00:23:00,422 'Come on, watch it.' 381 00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:02,685 What are you doing? 382 00:23:02,729 --> 00:23:05,209 W-what's happening here? 383 00:23:05,253 --> 00:23:07,473 Be careful where you put that, will ya? 384 00:23:07,516 --> 00:23:09,083 Come on, now. Be careful. 385 00:23:09,126 --> 00:23:11,172 - Just relax, alright? - Now, now, wait a minute. 386 00:23:11,215 --> 00:23:14,436 I got a speaking engagement at the automobile club tonight. 387 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,220 'Come on. Watch out with that, would ya?' 388 00:23:16,264 --> 00:23:17,874 - Just hang in there. - 'What are you doing?' 389 00:23:17,918 --> 00:23:20,137 'What are you doing?' 390 00:23:20,181 --> 00:23:22,705 Is there any air in the left tire there? 391 00:23:22,749 --> 00:23:24,968 - It's a good tire. - Just hang in there. 392 00:23:33,890 --> 00:23:36,545 Oh, no. Come on. 393 00:23:36,589 --> 00:23:38,242 Now, stop that, will you? Stop it. 394 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,816 I think I hurt myself. 395 00:24:07,533 --> 00:24:09,273 You got it? 396 00:24:26,247 --> 00:24:27,727 The driver was okay. 397 00:24:27,770 --> 00:24:29,163 - Yeah, what happened? - I don't know. 398 00:24:29,206 --> 00:24:30,599 The MG cut across in front of it. 399 00:24:30,643 --> 00:24:32,253 'I've got the report right here.' 400 00:24:32,296 --> 00:24:33,950 'Hey, look, gas.' 401 00:24:35,822 --> 00:24:38,389 The flare! 402 00:24:38,433 --> 00:24:39,390 Hey, driver! 403 00:24:48,791 --> 00:24:51,011 - Let's hit it. - Right, captain. 404 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:38,972 'We better set up a foam truck rendezvous.' 405 00:25:39,015 --> 00:25:40,277 'Yeah, let's keep her rolling.' 406 00:25:40,321 --> 00:25:42,192 'Got to keep the flames back.' 407 00:25:51,288 --> 00:25:53,769 Hey, miss. Hey. 408 00:25:53,813 --> 00:25:57,294 Your rig is on fire. Don't-- don't stop. 409 00:25:57,338 --> 00:25:58,861 I can't hear you. 410 00:25:58,905 --> 00:26:00,384 Yeah, your rig is on fire. 411 00:26:00,428 --> 00:26:03,083 I said, your rig is on fire. 412 00:26:03,126 --> 00:26:05,259 Back there, the tail. 413 00:26:08,479 --> 00:26:09,916 Oh, my God. 414 00:26:11,352 --> 00:26:14,094 No, no, don't slow down. Keep moving. 415 00:26:14,137 --> 00:26:15,965 But I'll blow up. 416 00:26:16,009 --> 00:26:18,228 The wind's blowing the flames back. 417 00:26:18,272 --> 00:26:20,274 'Stay on 55.' 418 00:26:21,492 --> 00:26:22,929 Hey. 419 00:26:22,972 --> 00:26:25,584 Hey, we need a foam truck. 420 00:26:25,627 --> 00:26:27,063 Take it off to Vineland exit 421 00:26:27,107 --> 00:26:29,936 and we'll rendezvous at the, uh, vacant parking lot. 422 00:26:29,979 --> 00:26:31,546 Okay. 423 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:32,808 LA Engine 36. 424 00:26:47,388 --> 00:26:48,998 Come on, Jon, we'll leapfrog ahead 425 00:26:49,042 --> 00:26:50,521 and clear the traffic. 426 00:26:55,004 --> 00:26:57,180 Just keep going. 427 00:27:03,056 --> 00:27:04,361 Hold it. 428 00:27:48,188 --> 00:27:49,319 How am I doing? 429 00:27:49,363 --> 00:27:51,452 You're doing fine. 430 00:28:21,612 --> 00:28:23,005 Easy now. 431 00:28:23,049 --> 00:28:24,615 Slow it down. 432 00:28:30,796 --> 00:28:33,668 I said easy. Easy. Slow down. 433 00:28:35,061 --> 00:28:36,018 Easy. 434 00:28:50,772 --> 00:28:52,992 Hey, get out. 435 00:28:53,035 --> 00:28:54,689 Get out. 436 00:28:57,039 --> 00:28:58,737 Right here is fine. 437 00:29:12,794 --> 00:29:14,709 Both fluids and a half. 438 00:29:44,652 --> 00:29:47,873 It's alright, come on. Everything's gonna be alright. 439 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:56,620 - Thank you. - Okay. 440 00:29:58,884 --> 00:29:59,885 Ooh! Look at this. 441 00:30:05,891 --> 00:30:07,588 Ooh. 442 00:30:07,631 --> 00:30:09,764 - I did it. I did it. - Did what? 443 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:11,940 I beat her. I beat Madame Butterball. 444 00:30:11,984 --> 00:30:14,856 I cut my finger. Getraer jumped all over me. 445 00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:16,727 But the fire didn't get me. 446 00:30:16,771 --> 00:30:18,904 Yeah, well, she didn't say the fire was gonna get you. 447 00:30:18,947 --> 00:30:21,689 She just said there was danger of fire. 448 00:30:21,732 --> 00:30:23,822 Ah, come on, Jon. Admit it. 449 00:30:23,865 --> 00:30:26,085 Madame butterball finally blew her cool. 450 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:29,218 What are you getting so excited about? 451 00:30:29,262 --> 00:30:31,177 I thought you didn't believe in psychics? 452 00:30:31,220 --> 00:30:32,526 I don't. 453 00:30:32,569 --> 00:30:35,398 Yeah? Where's your bike? 454 00:30:35,442 --> 00:30:37,357 Right here. 455 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,015 Oh. 456 00:31:12,958 --> 00:31:16,570 H-h-hey. What took ya so long? 457 00:31:16,613 --> 00:31:18,093 Uh, the chippies are getting thick. 458 00:31:18,137 --> 00:31:19,573 From now on we gotta be careful. 459 00:31:19,616 --> 00:31:21,662 Yeah, okay. 460 00:31:21,705 --> 00:31:24,317 - I'll give you 500 for it. - You're kidding. 461 00:31:25,927 --> 00:31:27,798 Six hundred. 462 00:31:27,842 --> 00:31:29,148 Five-fifty tops. 463 00:31:29,191 --> 00:31:31,802 I gotta watch my overhead. 464 00:31:31,846 --> 00:31:33,500 Okay. Alright. 465 00:31:48,167 --> 00:31:49,733 Hey, Ponch, uh, I've been thinking about 466 00:31:49,777 --> 00:31:51,866 those Green Thumb Burglars. 467 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,650 Yeah, well, what about 'em? 468 00:31:53,694 --> 00:31:55,087 How do you know if a guy's putting a plant 469 00:31:55,130 --> 00:31:58,003 into the ground or taking it out? 470 00:31:58,046 --> 00:32:00,396 You tap him on the shoulder and you ask. 471 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,137 Oh, funny. No, seriously. 472 00:32:02,181 --> 00:32:04,096 I mean, you know those plant planters 473 00:32:04,139 --> 00:32:05,706 that we see every day? 474 00:32:05,749 --> 00:32:08,491 Maybe they are the plant-nappers. 475 00:32:08,535 --> 00:32:10,580 - Will you run that by me again? - Yeah. 476 00:32:10,624 --> 00:32:12,147 I mean, maybe these guys are dressing up 477 00:32:12,191 --> 00:32:13,888 like Caltrans landscapers. 478 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:16,586 They got the truck, the whole bit. 479 00:32:16,630 --> 00:32:19,067 That's a good theory, Jon. 480 00:32:19,111 --> 00:32:21,026 Uh...you finished? 481 00:32:21,069 --> 00:32:22,331 I'd like to water my plants. 482 00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:24,029 - Yeah, I'm all through. - Yeah. 483 00:32:31,862 --> 00:32:33,473 - Uh, hey, sarge. - Yup? 484 00:32:33,516 --> 00:32:35,257 Listen to this idea. 485 00:32:35,301 --> 00:32:37,172 How can you tell if a dude's 486 00:32:37,216 --> 00:32:39,740 putting a plant in the ground or taking it out? 487 00:32:40,915 --> 00:32:42,351 'What, Frank?' 488 00:32:42,395 --> 00:32:43,874 Well, what I mean is 489 00:32:43,918 --> 00:32:46,399 maybe those freeway plants are being boosted 490 00:32:46,442 --> 00:32:49,097 from right under our noses all day long. 491 00:32:49,141 --> 00:32:50,794 - 'Alright.' - 'You know?' 492 00:32:50,838 --> 00:32:54,276 Guys dressed like Caltrans workers? 493 00:32:57,018 --> 00:32:58,541 That's a good theory, Frank. 494 00:33:00,108 --> 00:33:01,805 Yeah, that's a great theory. 495 00:33:12,512 --> 00:33:14,035 Thanks, old buddy. 496 00:33:14,079 --> 00:33:15,645 Hey, what? 497 00:33:17,256 --> 00:33:19,954 Hey, I didn't tell him I thought of it. 498 00:33:26,395 --> 00:33:28,093 Central units, this is S-4. 499 00:33:28,136 --> 00:33:29,659 I've come up with a possible MO. 500 00:33:29,703 --> 00:33:31,357 On the Green Thumb Burglar. 501 00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,141 Check all Caltrans workers 502 00:33:33,185 --> 00:33:35,143 'involved in landscaping detail.' 503 00:33:35,187 --> 00:33:36,710 'Check personal identification 504 00:33:36,753 --> 00:33:38,625 as well as vehicle registration.' 505 00:33:38,668 --> 00:33:41,541 'Check all landscape contractors as well.' 506 00:33:41,584 --> 00:33:42,933 This is a priority call. 507 00:33:42,977 --> 00:33:44,892 I want immediate action out there. 508 00:33:44,935 --> 00:33:48,287 'These crimes could be going on right under our very noses.' 509 00:33:51,507 --> 00:33:54,597 Ah, um...we're gonna get 'em. 510 00:33:54,641 --> 00:33:57,426 Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, I know we're gonna get 'em. 511 00:33:57,470 --> 00:33:59,602 But I was just in here thinking, you know, uh. 512 00:33:59,646 --> 00:34:03,128 It's amazing how many people in central are just so ingenious. 513 00:34:05,695 --> 00:34:07,654 That's a no-no, sarge. 514 00:34:07,697 --> 00:34:09,090 'What?' 515 00:34:09,134 --> 00:34:10,657 'Stealing someone else's brainchild.' 516 00:34:15,966 --> 00:34:18,230 That's right and as a matter of fact 517 00:34:18,273 --> 00:34:22,147 I think I'll book both of you on grand theft of theory. 518 00:34:23,191 --> 00:34:24,845 Both? 519 00:34:24,888 --> 00:34:26,325 Bye. 520 00:34:32,157 --> 00:34:33,549 Oh, hi, Jon. 521 00:34:33,593 --> 00:34:34,898 Oh, hi, Georgia. How's it goin'? 522 00:34:34,942 --> 00:34:36,552 - Fantastic. - Good. 523 00:34:36,596 --> 00:34:38,032 - Where's Ponch? - Uh. 524 00:34:38,076 --> 00:34:40,469 - He'll be back in a minute. - Can't wait. 525 00:34:40,513 --> 00:34:42,602 I've got all these reports to file. 526 00:34:42,645 --> 00:34:45,039 - Plus, I'm on the phone. - 'Uh, wait a minute.' 527 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:47,302 Nothing's wrong, is there? I mean, uh.. 528 00:34:47,346 --> 00:34:49,043 Something devastating? 529 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:52,002 Oh, no. Everything's super-fantastic. 530 00:34:52,046 --> 00:34:54,135 Tell Ponch I'll talk to him. 531 00:34:54,179 --> 00:34:55,397 Okay. 532 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,058 Sorry to hold you up, guys. 533 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:06,278 I've gotta check your IDs. 534 00:35:06,321 --> 00:35:07,540 Thanks. 535 00:35:12,936 --> 00:35:15,461 Hey, thanks. It's the sergeant's idea. 536 00:35:15,504 --> 00:35:17,506 I almost forgot to tell you, Georgia back at central 537 00:35:17,550 --> 00:35:19,813 wanted to talk to ya. 538 00:35:19,856 --> 00:35:21,206 Yeah, what about? 539 00:35:21,249 --> 00:35:22,598 I don't know, but, uh 540 00:35:22,642 --> 00:35:25,297 she sure was turned on about something. 541 00:35:27,473 --> 00:35:30,737 Hey, she's been turned on ever since I asked her out. 542 00:35:30,780 --> 00:35:32,130 Yeah, yeah, I know. 543 00:35:32,173 --> 00:35:34,654 But she said she'll talk to you later. 544 00:35:34,697 --> 00:35:36,177 She probably wanted to ask what she should 545 00:35:36,221 --> 00:35:38,136 wear on our date tonight, you know? 546 00:35:38,179 --> 00:35:39,659 The ladies are always trying to please me. 547 00:35:39,702 --> 00:35:41,008 Yeah, that's probably it. 548 00:35:47,188 --> 00:35:49,103 Hey, Jon, how's your vision? 549 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,931 - Huh? - Your vision. 550 00:35:50,974 --> 00:35:53,107 It's 20/20. Why? 551 00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:56,284 Take a look across the street and tell me what you see. 552 00:35:58,417 --> 00:35:59,505 Call it in. 553 00:35:59,548 --> 00:36:00,723 What is it? 554 00:36:00,767 --> 00:36:03,422 If I knew, I'd call it in. 555 00:36:03,465 --> 00:36:04,553 'Let's check it out.' 556 00:36:45,290 --> 00:36:47,422 Hi, officer, I can explain this. 557 00:36:47,466 --> 00:36:50,033 'You see, I was late for this photo session and--' 558 00:36:50,077 --> 00:36:51,774 Mind stepping out of the car, please? 559 00:36:51,818 --> 00:36:54,908 LA, 15-7, Mary 4, give me a...10-20 560 00:36:54,951 --> 00:36:57,476 on an 849, Sam, Zebra, Yellow. 561 00:37:02,350 --> 00:37:04,439 Okay, guys, let's hustle it up. 562 00:37:07,660 --> 00:37:09,923 I am really sorry, officers. 563 00:37:09,966 --> 00:37:13,100 But my PR man scheduled me for a photo session. 564 00:37:13,143 --> 00:37:14,841 And my driver didn't show up. 565 00:37:14,884 --> 00:37:16,930 'I apologize for the inconvenience, but--' 566 00:37:16,973 --> 00:37:19,585 Hey, come on, Jon. Don't you know who this is? 567 00:37:19,628 --> 00:37:21,674 Hey, I know he cut off two cars 568 00:37:21,717 --> 00:37:23,371 because his view was obstructed, alright? 569 00:37:23,415 --> 00:37:26,809 No, man. This is "Pufnstuf." Don't you ever.. 570 00:37:26,853 --> 00:37:29,595 I forgot. He doesn't have a TV set. 571 00:37:29,638 --> 00:37:33,207 Wh-what? No TV, and you're gonna write me a ticket? 572 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,905 Hey, okay, okay. I'm not gonna write you a citation. 573 00:37:35,949 --> 00:37:38,081 'I'm just gonna give you a warning, tag your car' 574 00:37:38,125 --> 00:37:39,822 'and you can walk back to the television station.' 575 00:37:39,866 --> 00:37:43,130 Oh...thank you, officer. I will. 576 00:37:43,173 --> 00:37:44,740 Okay, let's clean it up. 577 00:37:46,829 --> 00:37:48,918 Nice and easy. 578 00:37:52,487 --> 00:37:54,097 Let's make it look legit. 579 00:37:59,755 --> 00:38:02,367 Thanks a lot, officers. Buh-bye. 580 00:38:02,410 --> 00:38:04,543 You know, uh.. 581 00:38:04,586 --> 00:38:06,327 I thought Stufnmuf was a-- 582 00:38:06,371 --> 00:38:08,460 It's "Pufnstuf." 583 00:38:08,503 --> 00:38:09,896 Oh, yeah. 584 00:38:09,939 --> 00:38:12,768 Well, I thought he was just for kids. 585 00:38:12,812 --> 00:38:15,684 Well, I guess, I'm just a big overgrown kid, partner. 586 00:38:16,946 --> 00:38:18,948 I'm hearin' you. 587 00:38:24,737 --> 00:38:26,782 Okay, Jake. Nice and slow. 588 00:38:36,923 --> 00:38:38,141 Hey, Ponch. 589 00:38:40,056 --> 00:38:41,710 Caltrans landscapers. 590 00:38:41,754 --> 00:38:43,364 'Let's check out my, uh..' 591 00:38:43,408 --> 00:38:45,845 I mean, Getraer's theory. 592 00:38:50,763 --> 00:38:52,721 Put your foot in it, Jake. 593 00:39:28,322 --> 00:39:29,671 Hey, Ponch. 594 00:39:32,021 --> 00:39:33,632 LA 15-7, Mary 3 and 4 595 00:39:33,675 --> 00:39:37,157 in pursuit of 487 suspects in Caltrans truck 596 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,072 southbound Hollywood and Sunset. 597 00:39:39,115 --> 00:39:41,944 Possible Green Thumb Burglars. 598 00:39:41,988 --> 00:39:44,686 'Mary 3, 10-4. Attention, all units.' 599 00:39:44,730 --> 00:39:46,819 '7 Mary 3 and Mary 4 in pursuit' 600 00:39:46,862 --> 00:39:48,995 'of possible 487 suspects' 601 00:39:49,038 --> 00:39:51,476 'southbound Hollywood Freeway at Sunset.' 602 00:39:51,519 --> 00:39:53,260 'Vehicle is a Caltrans truck.' 603 00:39:53,303 --> 00:39:55,915 'These are possibly the Green Thumb Burglars.' 604 00:40:27,860 --> 00:40:30,166 We just picked up another chippie. 605 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:36,999 Hit the lift, Jake. 606 00:41:02,285 --> 00:41:03,896 Beautiful. Beautiful. 607 00:41:32,664 --> 00:41:34,361 Go, get going. 608 00:42:08,177 --> 00:42:09,309 Come on, Jake, get us out of here. 609 00:42:09,352 --> 00:42:11,833 - I'm tryin'. - Move, move. 610 00:42:24,019 --> 00:42:25,499 - Punch it, man. - I'm punching and punching. 611 00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:28,284 - I'm tryin'. - Ignore him, Bob. 612 00:42:39,992 --> 00:42:42,516 Oh, man. Pull it in, man. 613 00:42:52,047 --> 00:42:53,832 - Head for that exit there. - I'm tryin'. 614 00:43:15,375 --> 00:43:17,769 Let's get out of this thing, man. 615 00:43:17,812 --> 00:43:19,205 I'm tryin'. 616 00:43:23,862 --> 00:43:26,342 They got us pinned in here, you know it? 617 00:43:53,369 --> 00:43:55,023 Okay, get out. 618 00:43:56,242 --> 00:43:58,244 Get your hands over your head. 619 00:43:58,287 --> 00:43:59,985 Kneel down. 620 00:44:02,596 --> 00:44:04,642 Cross your legs. 621 00:44:15,304 --> 00:44:17,742 Now, put your right hand down behind your back. 622 00:44:17,785 --> 00:44:19,352 Come on. 623 00:44:22,616 --> 00:44:23,704 Other hand. 624 00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:28,404 Alright, since this is my bust, I'll take over now. 625 00:44:30,842 --> 00:44:32,757 What makes you think it's your bust? 626 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:35,760 Well, uh, who takes care of all the plants at central? 627 00:44:35,803 --> 00:44:37,196 Oh, you do, sarge. 628 00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:38,501 And who worries about 'em? 629 00:44:38,545 --> 00:44:40,242 Make sure they get all their vitamins, huh? 630 00:44:40,286 --> 00:44:42,201 Well, I guess you do, sarge. 631 00:44:43,115 --> 00:44:44,682 You got it. 632 00:45:02,047 --> 00:45:03,309 Hey, you're early. 633 00:45:03,352 --> 00:45:04,527 Yeah, I thought I'd get the evening off 634 00:45:04,571 --> 00:45:05,964 to an early start and 635 00:45:06,007 --> 00:45:08,444 thank you for lending me your car. 636 00:45:08,488 --> 00:45:09,881 Uh, no sweat. 637 00:45:09,924 --> 00:45:11,752 Man, I've seen enough drive-ins for one day. 638 00:45:11,796 --> 00:45:15,190 So I decided...I'm gonna take Georgia to some place special. 639 00:45:15,234 --> 00:45:16,757 Like, uh, dinner. 640 00:45:16,801 --> 00:45:19,325 And then, uh, maybe we'll boogie at a disco. 641 00:45:19,368 --> 00:45:20,674 ♪ Dah dah 642 00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:23,068 Hey, I see you got a dinner date too, huh? 643 00:45:23,111 --> 00:45:24,983 Yeah, well, I want to talk to you about that, Ponch. 644 00:45:25,026 --> 00:45:27,899 See, what happened is.. 645 00:45:27,942 --> 00:45:29,639 It's not really a date, date, you see. 646 00:45:29,683 --> 00:45:31,598 In case someone is falling by, then I'll-- 647 00:45:31,641 --> 00:45:34,993 Hey, uh, you need some candles, partner. 648 00:45:35,036 --> 00:45:37,125 And those glasses are tired. 649 00:45:37,169 --> 00:45:39,084 - What do you mean? I nee-- - Where are the candles? 650 00:45:41,260 --> 00:45:42,522 Ponch, I'm trying to tell ya 651 00:45:42,565 --> 00:45:44,176 I don't need any candles. Alright? 652 00:45:44,219 --> 00:45:45,264 - I mean-- - Hey, come on. 653 00:45:45,307 --> 00:45:46,831 How are you gonna romance a lady 654 00:45:46,874 --> 00:45:49,355 without candlelight, huh? 655 00:45:49,398 --> 00:45:51,487 I'm gonna have to teach ya. 656 00:45:51,531 --> 00:45:53,272 Don't you understand what I'm trying to say? 657 00:45:53,315 --> 00:45:55,361 I don't have a formal date. Alright? 658 00:45:55,404 --> 00:45:58,146 You got that right. Without candlelight, you don't-- 659 00:45:58,190 --> 00:46:00,061 Ah! 660 00:46:00,105 --> 00:46:02,107 Ah! 661 00:46:02,150 --> 00:46:04,500 Ah. She really got to ya, didn't she? 662 00:46:05,850 --> 00:46:07,068 Who? 663 00:46:07,112 --> 00:46:09,810 Uh, Madame Butterball. 664 00:46:09,854 --> 00:46:11,159 What do you mean? 665 00:46:11,203 --> 00:46:14,815 You know, danger of fire, and, um.. 666 00:46:14,859 --> 00:46:17,905 'Well, I hate to tell you this, Ponch, but, um..' 667 00:46:17,949 --> 00:46:20,603 a certain person called and, uh.. 668 00:46:20,647 --> 00:46:22,214 ...when I answered the phone, I-- 669 00:46:22,257 --> 00:46:24,129 Who? Georgia? 670 00:46:24,172 --> 00:46:25,652 Yeah. 671 00:46:25,695 --> 00:46:28,742 She got engaged to Sergeant Maloney today.